How to Catch a Book Deal

Yes, I know lots of writers, but it’s not every day someone you see almost every day is publishing a novel. And that’s what’s happening now: Stuart Pennebaker, Gotham’s Director of Publishing Guidance, will release her debut novel Ghost Fish this August.

Since I know many of you would love to publish a book, I asked Stuart some questions to help us get some insight…

Is Ghost Fish your actual first novel?

No. I am a classic type A neurotic older sister and made myself start and finish a novel before I applied to MFA programs for creative writing. It’s a horrible little novel and nobody will ever read it.

What’s the elevator pitch for Ghost Fish?

It’s about a young woman haunted by her sister’s death who starts to believe that her sibling has returned to her in the form of a fish.


What gave you the idea for the story?

I wanted to write a novel focused on a restaurant, but then Alison, the protagonist, became so much more interesting to me than the setting. Once I realized she was running from something she needed to let go of, the story took shape quickly. She’s a host in a restaurant, that’s a big part of the plot, but throughout the first draft it became more about her relationship with her sister and the people she meets in her new city than her workplace.

Was it fun to write?

So much fun. I finished the first draft pretty quickly, in about a summer, most of it in a small, hot apartment in Marseille. I would write as much as I could stand in the mornings and then swim and read in the sun in the afternoons. All I did for about a month was think about this story—it was intense and heady and I’m very lucky I got to do that. Revising this novel, on the other hand…


Why do you think your novel was picked by both an agent and publishing house?

A combination of really good luck and writing something just weird enough. I am not the most talented writer I know by a long, long shot but I am obsessive about meeting deadlines and try very hard to be nice to people—I’ve worked in enough restaurants to understand that you can be the most brilliant, fabulous person in the world, but nobody wants to sit with an asshole. I think that helped, too.

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If you hope to publish a novel, someday or soon, consider attending Gotham’s Fiction Conference, mostly on Zoom, October 4 and 5—which is run by Stuart Pennebaker.

Alex Steele
Gotham President

Magical Nights

Children’s picture books merge prose, poetry, and art into kind of magical paper movie starring whoever wants to be the performer. They serve as gateways to sleep but can be enchanting any time of day. 

If you’re interested in writing a picture book…

Gotham is offering a brand-new Picture Book Intensive, in two three-hour Zoom sessions, Saturdays August 9 and 16. If that timing doesn’t work for you or it fills up, just put yourself on the wait list and you’ll be notified when it’s offered again. And you can also work on picture books (as well as other kind of children’s books) in our Children’s Book Writing courses

A few of my favorite picture books: 

Hello Lighthouse (written and illustrated by Sophie Blackall) – We live alongside the keeper of a lighthouse, watching him tend the house and light. Time passes, seasons change, people are rescued, and the keeper finds a wife who gives birth to a child in the lighthouse. And we experience the mystery of nature and life. 

Last Stop on Market Street (written by Matt de la Peña, illustrated by Christian Robinson) – A boy rides a bus with this grandmother to reach a soup kitchen where they help out. The boy wishes they had a car and he’s not so thrilled where they’re going, but he discovers beauty in the most unlikely places. 

Officer Buckle and Gloria (written and illustrated by Peggy Rathmann) – A policeman makes regular visits to talk about safety in schools, but the audience is pretty bored until he starts coming with a police dog. Suddenly, his talks are hit—because the dog is doing all kinds of crazy things behind his back. 

These books are fiction, but picture books can also be nonfiction. Somewhat adjacent to pictures books are board books (simple concept books for the youngest kids) and easy readers (with limited vocabulary to ease kids into reading on their own). 

Picture books are mostly for ages 3 to 7, but you can keep reading them forever. 

It may seem like picture books are easy to write, but that’s far from true. It’s quite the challenge to create one good enough to get published, let alone enrapture kids you’ve never met. That’s why we’re here to help.

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In other exciting news, Gotham is about to kick off its summer season in NYC’s Bryant Park, in their outdoor Reading Room. Every Thursday evening, starting July 10, we’ll be offering free 90-minute classes open to anyone who shows up. And this will be the first time we’ve offered our new Writer’s Mind course there. Check out the schedule to see what’s happening when. 

We hope to see some of you there!

Alex Steele

Gotham President

Funny Stuff

Sometimes we just need a laugh. And writers can be especially helpful with that. Here’s two passages I like…

First, the episode of Seinfeld called “The Deal,” written by Larry David. Jerry is good friends with Elaine, of course, but years back they dated for a while. One night they decide they can start having sex with each other so long as they keep it only sex, nothing else, not even sleeping over.

All goes well until Elaine’s birthday comes up. Jerry goes shopping for a present in a second-hand store, taking his buddy George along for help. Jerry hopes to get the right balance—a gift that won’t upset the spirit of the deal. Here they’re sifting through the bric-a-brac:

George: I got it. You wanna get her something nice? How ‘bout a music box?

Jerry: No, too relationshippy. She opens it up, she hears that Lara’s theme, I’m dead.

George: Okay, what about a nice frame? With a picture of another guy in it. Frame says I care for you, but if you wanna get serious, perhaps you’d be interested in someone like this.

Jerry: Nice looking fellow.

George: What about candle holders?

Jerry: Too romantic.

George: Lingerie?

Jerry: Too sexual.

George: Waffle maker.

Jerry: Too domestic.

George: Bust of Nelson Rockefeller.

Jerry: Too gubernatorial.

The situation’s funny because most of us have dealt with relationship precariousness. And it’s topped by that last word—amusing even if you don’t know it means “relating to the office of governor,” which Rockefeller was.

Next, we have Dory Dory Black Sheep, from the Dory Fantasmagory children’s book series, written by Abby Hanlon. It’s reading time in Dory’s first grade-class, and she’s paired with George because, well, neither one of them has come too far reading-wise. Dory considers George a friend, even though he’s on the goofy side. Here’s what happens:

Our teacher comes over. “I think you two are going to love the new series I chose for you. It’s called Happy Little Farm.”

We pretend we are reading until she leaves.

“If I was the farmer, I would just eat all the animals,” whispers George.

“If I was the farmer, I would move to the city and get an apartment with an elevator,” I say.

“If I was the farmer, I would run around naked and put mud all over my body and then stick things to it,” says George.

“But you would do that anyway,” I say.

The writer is a former first-grade teacher, and she knows how to capture these kids in all their very-real hilarity.

Now… go read, watch, or write something funny.

Alex Steele

Gotham President